Category: Drew Noyes
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“MY PATTAYA CORRUPTION HELL’ – BY THOR HALLAND – THE ANIMAL RESCUE GUY
Thor Halland, a former officer in the Scots Guards and contestant in the winning Birkbeck College team on BBC’s University Challenge in 2003 claims he was set up for a three month spell in a Thai prison on false charges by a phony lawyer, immigration police and a rogue foreign police volunteer assistant. Picture Thor…
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TWO ‘STOOGES’ KICKED OUT OF COURT – THIRD FAILED TO APPEAR
SCOTTISH DUET – BRIAN GOUDIE AND DAVID HANKS – WARNED BY JUDGE Two angry Scotsman – one a convicted fraudster and the other a former brothel owner in Melbourne – were escorted by police off the premises of Pattaya Provincial Court today after abusing a Brit who had taken up the challenge to rid the…
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TOURIST SUED OVER FACEBOOK SHARE – OF FAKE LAWYERS IN GAY LEATHER GEAR
WILL ALL BE REVEALED AT PATTAYA COURT TOMORROW? Despite receiving multiple threats Alastair Cooper will tomorrow turn up at Pattaya Provincial Court to challenge a case brought against him under Thailand’s feudal ‘Computer Crime Act – for sharing a Facebook page. The plaintiff is of course fake lawyer Drew Walter Noyes who has gone to…
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DREW NOYES FAILS TO SURRENDER ON EXTORTION CHARGE
Drew Noyes, the fake American lawyer convicted of extortion while running a newspaper in the Thai resort of Pattaya today failed to surrender to bail which was granted to him to take his children to the United States. #DrewNoyes, who is appealing a two year jail sentence for attempting to extort Michael Goulet of the…
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DEATH AND RAPE THREATS FROM BRIAN GOUDIE
FAKE LAWYER BRIAN GOUDIE PROMISES RAPE, A RUSSIAN CHAINSAW AND WALTER ‘WHACKY’ DOUGLAS ON HIS ENEMIES Scottish fraudster Brian Goudie was released from Nong Plalai jail in Thailand over the weekend after a plea by his lawyer that he needed to look after his baby daughter….. and for a stash of cash. After being released…
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PATTAYA COURT SCANDAL – ‘IMPARTIAL’ INTERPRETER’ WRITES TO CONVICT SHE COULD NOT GET OFF
PATTAYA ROSE TELLS SWINDLER DREW NOYES “The chance is there to recover everything. I believe you will pull it off” The Thai court interpreter brought in to translate at the extortion trial in Pattaya of Drew Walter Noyes has ‘posted’ to Noyes’ Facebook page to say the judgment is wrong and that he was set…
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TWO ‘WIVES’ CONVICTED – SO DREW NOYES SPONSORS FIRST THAI ‘LOVE’ TO THE USA
EENY MEENY MINY MOE! Drew Noyes – currently on bail appealing a two year sentence for extortion in Thailand – has put up a video essentially announcing he is sponsoring his ex-wife Nittaya Chaisit to fly to the United States to look after his four children by her. Noyes with illiterate Nittaya Nittaya announces that…
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PROBABLY THE ONLY LEGAL KNOCKING SHOP IN PATTATA
Flying Sporran’s Diary Noyes with Thai police and military Thailand’s Police Commissioner Police General Somyot has ordered that his Immigration Police clean up its act. This was prompted by the fact that members of alleged Erawan Shrine bombing gang say they could cross the Thai border by paying a fee of US$600. Personally of all…
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Psst. Wanna Buy a Gentleman’s Club – Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink, Say No More (contd)
Buy now from the ‘most credible and reassuring person to make Thailand his home’. DREW NOYES SELLS UP Drew Noyes and Wanrapa Boonsu, the American-Thai couple convicted of extortion and jailed for two years in Pattaya, have put up their ‘nest egg’ businesses for sale while they await the result of their appeal due to be…
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THAI COURT CHARGES A MONKEY FOR RETURN OF BRIT TOURIST’S PASSPORT
HIS CRIME – POKING FUN AT JUDGES’ DINNER HOST A British tourist was today charged 30,000 Thai baht (£540) by a court in Thailand for the return of his passport on a charges of a defaming someone by sharing a story from this site on Facebook! picture: Ally Cooper ‘gobsmacked’ Alastair Cooper, 40, an oil…
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BBC University Challenge Champion In Breakout From Thailand
YOUR STARTER FOR TEN – NO CONFERRING How do you get past Thai Immigration controls? Thor Halland second from left. the BBC’s Jeremy Paxman third in from right Thor Halland a member of the Birkbeck College, London, team which won BBC TV’s University Challenge in 2003, has been released from jail in Thailand and will…
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ARREST WARRANT: THE TORN NET OF THAI JUSTICE CLOSES IN ON PATTAYA’S FAKE LAWYERS
SIXTY DAY COUNT DOWN TO THAI JUSTICE FOR FAKE PATTAYA LAWYERS IN PATTAYA An arrest warrant has been issued for Brian Goudie who set up home in Thailand posing as a barrister and former officer in the Royal Marines, to scam money out of tourists and expats. The warrant was issued on the same day…
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BRIAN GOUDIE INDICTED ON REVENGE PORN AND OTHER CHARGES
Brian Goudie Indicted! Thailand’s arguably most famous Scotsman was ordered to surrender to bail by a court in the resort of Pattaya today to charges relating to revenge porn, defamation, and fraud. #BrianGoudie, 48, from Falkirk, known as Goldie when he was sentenced to six years jail in Australia for the theft of some AUS$400,000…

