“OH GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!???”

THAT WAS A MISTAKE. ITS ALL LIES. ITS AN APRIL FOOL’S DAY JOKE! ITS A CONSPIRACY! I’VE BEEN FRAMED!
( I could be Jack the Ripper but it woudn’t make any difference, says ‘Scary Guy’)

Having great fun this weekend reading Drew Noyes’ latest
anti-Andrew Drummond website www.andrewdrummondanddrewnoyes.com. (Caution a poster has mailed to inform me this site has a virus) Its a rabid missive penned from the hand of someone
who is clearly losing the plot. 
I’m apparently a  high
school educated neo-nazi. Not a public school educated former Nazi hunter. (no
big deal about the public school by the way). 
‘According to court records’,says Noyes, it’s
Me who is facing prison – not Drew Noyes who is in the courts on a charge of
extortion.

I worked for the News of the World where ‘many of the
reporters have been sent to prison’ – Indeed I did but left on the Wapping
Picket line, let me see, er, 27 years ago!

Since which time I have worked for
the Observer, The Times, and Evening Standard (and I had a thoroughly good time
on the old broadsheet NoW).

Not many NoW reporters have been sent to prison by the way (one) but hopefully some executives will.

One of my front pages on sale on ebay – bidding Drew?

Drew Noyes is on the other hand has a Bachelor’s Degree in Journalism is a Member of the Foreign Correspondents Club of Thailand, Secretary of the Lions Club, Silom, member of the prestigious Siam Society, a Chevalier in the Chaîne des Rôtisseurs,a Sir in the Knights of Rizal, a Founding Director of 
the Thailand Table Tennis Association, a patron of the Thailand Special Olympics, and  a licensed 
commodities broker etc.


Apparently I am on 20 different charges by eight
people.  Que? I don’t know where this
comes from. I have won all my cases and there is only one case left in court…and
that should be over soon.

He’s also got me down as having lost two libel cases against a gay businessman in Pattaya, which I won, claims the Bangkok Post gave evidence against me which of course they did not, and that I face five years in jail. Oh no – that case has now been dismissed.

No other cases against me have been even accepted as yet. Noyes will find on the other hand its his turn to go through the court. (Noyes, Goudie and Hanks are attempting cases in Koh Samui).

So who is Drew Noyes? Well he is an American who claimed he
came to Thailand by Royal Proclamation to save the country from an economic
crisis, who invested ill gotten gains in beer bars in Pattaya (He has a
US$72,000 judgment against him in San Jose). He then re-invented himself as an
American lawyer and makes his living out of unfortunate foreigners in trouble
in the resort city and is now being sued for millions of baht and up of course
on extortion charges.

But the funniest thing about the site is this.  He writes:

In 1996, Drew Noyes received approval to build a marina in
coastal North Carolina on an island south of Wilmington North Carolina. After
selling the proerty (sic) and the permits, Drew Noyes relocated to Thailand to
semi-retire.
The Wilmington Star newspaper front page written by Scott
Gold praising Drew Noyes for his marina and housing develpment in North
carolina in 1996 can be seen at
http://news.google.com/newspapers?id=KYpOAAAAIBAJ&sjid=DBUEAAAAIBAJ&pg=2543,2941721&dq=drew+noyes&hl=en

Now of course that marina talk was a load of tosh.  It was a con. The Scott Gold, who wrote the
story, was soon to find out exactly who Drew Noyes was.  And Drew Noyes has provided the clue himself
because poor old Drew has shot himself in the foot again.
Having found the library of old editions of the Wilmington
Morning Star (which some will remember Drew Noyes claimed did not exist or was an April Fool’s joke) all we
had to do  was using his link search the newspaper for April 1 1995! – and there he is in his
full glory – the man of myriad lies!
My lawyers are killing themselves. Of course we have the cuttings, I have shown them here, but they came from the local library in North Carolina and don’t have all the officials stamps etc.  This is brilliant!

There it is in all its gory detail – Noyes fraudulent share
dealing, stealing of customers lists, harassment of women, myriad lies, ripping off other developers, using aliases.
OH NO!



8 thoughts on ““OH GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE!!???”

  1. The imbecile is making it way too easy for you Andrew. It appears he's hit the panic button and is now grasping at anything….everything…..
    See the ratings are up again…….seemingly the 3 Stooges are great for business!

  2. That newspaper article is both comprehensive and damning….shows a pattern of behaviour. Of course, if the local papers here were any good they would do the same.

  3. …AND NOW DREW ??? YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT, SAME "MODUS OPERANDI " BUT NOW CANNOT RUN, IN BRAZIL WE SAY " IF THE MAN RUNS THE ANIMAL WILL CATCH IF HE STAYS THE ANIMAL WILL EAT HIM…"
    JUSTICE WILL CATCH UP AND BE SERVED, TIME IS APPROACHING AND THE INEVITABLE WILL FOLLOW ITS COURSE, SURE CONDEMNATION, REMEMBER ALSO THE WISE OLD SAYING, "YOU CAN FOOL SOME PEOPLE SOMETIMES BUT NOT ALL THE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME", YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED AND SHAMED, YOUR ARE THE CLOWN OF THE BIG PATTAYA CIRCUS, EVERYONE MOCKS YOU, NO ONE RESPECTS YOU, NO WANTS TO BEFRIEND YOU AND THE ONES YOU HAD DROPPED YOU, EVERYONE…iT IS TIME FOR YOU TO DISAPPEAR FROM THE SOCIETY OF DECENT MEN, HOPEFULLY THERE WHERE YOU DESERVE TO BE , BEHIND BARS…YOU ARE A SHAME TO YOUR NAME, TO YOUR COUNTRY AND TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE YOU CONNED AND DAMAGED BY YOUR GREED. YOU ARE THE LIAR AND CRIMINAL THE ARTICLE IN THE PAPER OF YOUR OWN COUNTRY TELLS. END OF THE LINE…

  4. What a loser! He is on the run from the US authorities. Within 1 year he will be on the run for the Thai authorities.
    Next destination, the Phillipines.

  5. I've read Noyes latest crap on the new website, Is he an alcoholic? or Drug addict? because it is clearly the work of a bloke that has lost touch with reality!

  6. Andrew ,I don't have a copy of my last post. I fully understand that even if we are telling the truth,in some cases, you need concrete evidence. Please delete what you must and repost.
    I have been following your battle with Drew Noyes since the beginning. I have known Drew for many years since the early expat days where I was one of the first to question his complete and utter bullshit. I left the club when others stood by him and have never returned. He took great offence at my questioning of him and told many lies about me.
    I now smile when I see that now one of these early defenders of Drew now in court battles against him. Reap what you sow my friend. You should have listened to me. The damage that Drew has caused to many, many lives would have been reduced significantly if you had of seen Drew for what he was. I have no sympathy for your problems now and his only court victory has been against you. Even though it could hardly be descibed as a victory.
    When Andrew first came onto the scene he reported on Drew's well known spat with Niels Colov.While not a great fan of Niels I certainly think he is 10 times smarter than Drew. Drew copied his phone book, published thousands of free copies and then claimed to be a best selling author. Now it confuses many why now Niels would side with Drew. Well, Drew has a large file on Niels and Niels knows this. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. I have seen this file. A few years back Drew was handing out copies to anyone. (CONT)

  7. After that first report, Drew, being the dillusioned individual that he is, was hell bent on revenge. He thought that by posting under the fake name of Mangus (sic) Evans he would get his revenge on this pauper with a one man blog. Problem was that nobody read the Pattaya Times, it had no advertisers and was really just a tool Drew used to fool people new to Thailand into believing that Drew was "credible and trustworthy'. When nothing could be futher from the truth.
    Then Andrew after being descibed by Mangus as being a wanker then began lifting the lid into the fantasy world of Drew Noyes. He began dismantling the copius amounts of bullshit that Drew had put up on the internet about his fake achievements.
    Dillusioned Drew thought he could drop a few names of influential people and it would all go away. Now this tactic may work when you have sold somebody a beer bar in Duck Square and now want to steal it back.
    It may also work on poorer Thai women who have been raped. "What is the problem? Look here are some photos of me with my best friend the____. Do you know who his Dad is? Oh, and here is a photograph of me with the top police in Pattaya. They are also my friends"
    But this tactic sure as hell was not going on Andrew Drummond.
    Then Drew started fabricating interviews with top policeman and claiming that he had ordered this site to be closed down. More bullshit of course. The policeman denied saying any such thing and years later Andrew has not been closed down.
    Dillusioned Drew, refused to believe that his influential friends wouldn't help him, but they were never friends to begin with. Niels had introduced Drew to this influential group. They are/were friends with Niels. But only acquaintences of Drew's. But this didn't stop Drew dropping their names at every oppurtunity, whether to get out of trouble or simply as one of the many tools he uses to con people.
    Drew has now teamed up with a fellow fake lawyer, an ex con from Australia, a former pimp, also from Australia and Visa provider Brian Wright, who is to front the Thai courts for raping a Thai child.
    Now after the newspaper attack flopped, Drew's influential friends showed their true colors and court case after court case has been lost, what has Drew now resorted to?
    Sitting up all day and night and attacking Andrew on a "one man blog". And writing into this very blog using the fake name Stan Longley. Oh the irony.
    The only difference is that this blog gets millions of views every year whereas Drew's blog only gets curious readers who have been directed from here.
    Dear Andrew, I have tried to keep this legal but if you have any problems you have my permission to delete any part.

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