Don’t waste a minute. American Drew Noyes could be gone soon from Thailand. He has applied unsuccessfully twice to travel to the United States while on bail appealing a two year jail sentence for extortion – and the third time he expects to be lucky.

So take him up quickly before he hops it. Below is his promo on LinkedIn.

And there he is photographed with David Hanks, the former Melbourne brothel owner, who is up on racketeering charges, as well as for working in Thailand illegally.

Hanks hopped it having been given leave by the Pattaya Court. He’s went back to Australia where sadly he does not have a brothel anymore to pick up assets and has now returned to Pattaya.

But he has left a young bride and baby behind he may still be back.

Here is Drew’s LinkedIn Promo. – He writes:

“In July 2014 Drew Noyes was elected President of the Lions Club Int’l of Bangkok Silom. He is the first westerner elected.

(After being rejected by Rotary and having had his attempt at forming Optimists Club in Pattaya blocked by Optimists International. He is also the first President to be elected having been found guilty in the United States of larceny and burglary and of extortion in Thailand. When Drew says he is FBI security cleared he means they have checked him out and yes he is duff).

Convicted burglar  jailed for
extortion and  former pimp and
man on racketeering charges
at Lions Club Silom 310D

For 17 years American Drew Noyes has used his legal, investment (sic) and real estate experience in Thailand to build a leading law firm for English speaking clients providing them with contracts, wills, mediation, divorce, real estate, civil, criminal and family court attorneys.
His firm One Stop Service Center Co., Ltd. In the One Stop Legal Services Division also registers Thai companies of foreign ownership.

(Legal services division? Some mistake here)

Drew Noyes is one of Thailand’s leading experts on foreign investment in businesses and property as well as an expert on Thai law. Helping clients build successful businesses is his personal specialty.

One Stop Service Center is not registered as a law firm. He employs no lawyers on his staff, but hires then ad hoc. He is not being defended in court by one of his Pattaya lawyers.  He is not a leading expert on anything apart from taking cash from clients. According to FBI/ Homeland Security he has a criminal record in the United States for burglary and larceny – and that on top of all the stuff he had done in Thailand.

Foreigners can still open their own Thai Company with the same benefits as Thai citizens IN BUSINESS AND LAND OWNERSHIP! 


The secretary behind Warichya  Pharawet was best known at the Buffalo Bar, Pattaya
They are being romantically linked (this picture is NOT photoshopped)

“But for how long? 

The ASEAN Economic Community (AEC) forms in December 2015 with 600 million consumers, surpassing the European Union (EU) as the world’s third largest population.
The EU has 503 million inhabitants — the world’s third largest population after China and India. 

Two AEC member countries, Bruni (sec) and Singapore, have much higher GDP per capita than America and any EU country.

 (absolute tosh)

Use American Drew Noyes who had been building businesses in Thailand since 1997 and his Thai legal experts at One Stop Legal Services in Pattaya Thailand.

Hurry now if you want to sponsor Drew Noyes in his new life but there is no such company as One Stop Legal Services in Pattaya. Wonder when the Lions Club Silom 310D will wake up to the man at the helm?

Perhaps they could check with Homeland Security, the Star in Wilmington, North Carolina, or even use Google!.


  1. If he returns to the US he should immediately be arrested for child abuse. Federal law prohibits an American citizen or resident to travel to a foreign country with intent to engage in any form of sexual conduct with a minor (defined as persons under 18 years of age). If his friend Brian Wright wriggles free in Thailand he should also be prosecuted in the US. These cases will reveal how serious they are about child abuse committed in Asia.

    Drew Noyes by his own admission has fathered a child via a 14 year old child and has even tried to justify it under a false name on one of his hate blogs. The courts are not going to listen to his nonsense about 'sponsoring' the girl or having the parent's consent. This is clearly spelled out on the Department of Justice website.

    "Some perpetrators rationalize their sexual encounters with children with the idea that they are helping the children financially better themselves and their families."

    The US government's expanded legal authority to pursue molesters abroad comes as part of a 2003 federal law known as the Protect Act, a package of child-protection measures best known for the creation of the Amber Alert for missing children. A more obscure provision eliminated an obstacle for prosecutors seeking charges against Americans accused of molesting children abroad. Previously, prosecutors had to prove that a suspect left the United States ''for the purpose'' of molesting a child, a standard that authorities said made it almost impossible to bring charges. The Protect Act eliminated that and imposed a 30-year sentence for a conviction.

    Drew Noyes has recently taken steps to try to remove links to these posts where he tried to justify his relationship with a 14 year old but this should not matter. If he returns to the US he should face justice. Any information can be reported directly to the Department of Justice via the following link.

  2. Today's headline on Pattaya One……
    Known American scammer cheats Thai man out of 32,000 Baht.
    Imagine my anticipation as I was opening the article expecting to see Thailands No1 American fraud named and shamed not only for his millions of previously dishonestly obtained but also for this meager amount….but alas not to be, it was a no body……
    HM………when are you going to report the TRUTH and facts about Drew Noyse…..or even Brian Goldie….or even David Hanks? Answers please…….

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