FAKE BRITISH LAWYER UP ON MORE CHARGES

Non existent Honours Degree in Law

Fake British lawyer Brian Goudie, aka Brian Goldie, is due to appear in Pattaya Provincial Court on Monday in a preliminary hearing in relation to an alleged scam on clients of his pseudo law firm ‘Alba Laws’.

Goudie,48, currently commuting between Samui, Cha-am, Hua Hin, and Prachuap Khiri Kan, is alleged to have pocketed cash which the court had ordered to be paid to two British and one German client, as part of a settlement on a property deal.

He is also currently on trial for posing as a barrister to defraud Mrs. Barbara Fanelli Miller of Madison, Wisconsin out of 7.9 million baht to defend her son on charges of child sexual abuse. Part of that amount was the bail he promised to get her son, Gregory Miller, a former teacher at an international school.

Goudie re-invented himself as a lawyer in Thailand and a former officer in the Royal Marines and even conned Thai lawyers into believing him.  In fact under the name Goldie he had been jailed in Australia for 6 years for theft.

Nevertheless he continued to complain about the rising costs of a wig and gown and when he left the country he would say it was a usually to attend a trial at High Court of or Old Bailey in London.

Declaration: Goudie is suing this site for using photo-shopped pictures of him to his detriment. They include the picture here of him in a barrister’s wig.

APOLOGY: An earlier story, which has now been removed, stated that charges brought against Andrew Drummond, by former Australian pimp David Hanks, had been dismissed by the court in Koh Samui.

This is not true. Documents have subsequently been received that show this case was accepted. An apology is is therefore in order. This error was due to false reporting by a lawyer. He had been asked to double check.  In fact this case was dismissed at an earlier hearing but re-instated.

18 thoughts on “FAKE BRITISH LAWYER UP ON MORE CHARGES

  1. How can a case as trivial as this be dismissed then reinstated? Secondly, what kind of lawyers are you dealing with who cannot communicate a simple binary outcome?

    1. Yes, I am sure that there is more to it than a simple path of process. I am sure there are Thai lawyers and judges in the legal system who find it demoralizing and are resigned to the dysfunctional nature of it all.

    2. Whilst we joke about these vexatious turds, but their abuse of the court system is far from a joke.

      We have Drew Noyes. A man with a long history of fraud and abuse running a company actually giving legal advice. He has concocted a resume so far fetched and ridiculous he would be a joke in any other country. He would also be in jail and not walking free to cheat and defraud gullible people. He has no qualifications and from what we know he has never paid tax in Thailand. He is even shameless enough to claim he was brought to Thailand by the Thai King to help after the financial crash. He has constantly created fake websites and blogs to smear people who have tried to expose his lies and crimes. When are the Thai authorities going to wake up and prosecute this guy and put him in jail where he belongs?

      เรามีคนที่มีชื่อ Drew Noyes. คนที่มีประวัติศาสตร์โกงและโกหกเวลานาน แต่ในประเทศไทยเขาสามารถเป็นเจ้าของบริษัทกฎหมาย!! ประวัติของเขาก็คือการโกหกทั้งหมด มันเป็นเรื่องตลก เขาควรจะอยู่ในคุกไม่ได้เดินฟรี เขาไม่มีคุณสมบัติและไม่เคยจ่ายภาษีในประเทศไทย เขายังอ้างว่าเขาถูกนำตัวไปช่วยเศรษฐกิจไทย!! นอกจากนี้เขายังสร้างเว็บไซต์ปลอมที่จะโกหกเกี่ยวกับคนอื่น ๆ ผู้ที่ได้บอกความจริงเกี่ยวเขา เมื่อไรเจ้าหน้าที่ไทยจะเปิดตาและดูผู้ชายคนนี้ เขาควรจะอยู่ในคุก แต่เขาใช้ศาลเพื่อกลั่นแกล้งคนอื่น

      Next is Brian Goldie or Brian Goudie. Convicted career fraudster and conman who has claimed to be both a lawyer and navy officer. He has also been using the Thai court system to cheat and defraud others. He also has run a law company and never paid tax. Under Thai law he should not even be allowed to live in Thailand as he was deported from Australia after serving a jail term for fraud. Why is he still walking free to abuse the Thai legal system.

      ต่อไปคือ Brian Goldie or Brian Goudie. ฉ้อฉลและอาญาหลบหนีจากสกอตแลนด์ เขาอ้างว่าเขาเป็นทนายความและกัปตักองทัพเรืออังกฤษ – มันเป็นเรื่องโกหกทั้งหมด!! เขาเปิดบริษัทกฎหมายในประเทศไทยที่จะโกงคน เขาไม่เคยจ่ายภาษีและใช้ระบบกฎหมายไทยเพื่อกลั่นแกล้งคนอื่นเช่น Drew Noyes.เขาถูกเนรเทศออกจากประเทศออสเตรเลียหลังจากอยู่ในคุก เขาอยู่ในคุก 2 ปีสำหรับการหลอกลวงบริษัทเหมืองแร่ ทำไมเขาสามารถเข้ามาในประเทศไทยและใช้ระบบกฎหมายไทยที่จะขโมยและโกงคนอื่น???

      I want to seriously ask. Why do Thai officials allow these people to live in Thailand and let them use the Thai legal system to cheat and abuse innocent people? Is is corruption? Or is nobody interested because it is only farangs being cheated?

      ผมอยากจะถามอย่างจริงจัง ทำไมเจ้าหน้าที่ให้คนเหล่านี้อาศัยอยู่ในประเทศไทยและปล่อยให้พวกเขาใช้ระบบกฎหมายไทยที่จะโกงและทรมานคนบริสุทธิ์ มันการทุจริต?? หรือเป็นเพราะไม่มีใครใส่ใจเพราะฝรั่งเท่านั้นจะถูกโกง???

  2. Brian Goudie (Goldie) chooses not to sue you for publishing his criminal record, that he is an ex convict.
    You've clearly stated he is a fake lawyer and that he passes himself off as a lawyer.
    You've clearly stated his claims to be an ex marine officer are a fabrication.
    You have printed a business card with his name on it, with lots of letters after his name and the words 'Barrister at Law'

    Why does he sue you for photoshop images when these other accusations represent far more damning information?

  3. Andrew,

    You should ask the editor of the newspapers you've written articles for in Britain to mail a copy of them to the Thai embassy and perhaps you should forward a copy of your articles here to the MFA and the Lawyers Council of Thailand, letting them know what a joke these people are making out of the Thai legal system.

    All it takes is one person in those agencies to get the ball rolling. I'd be willing to donate to the cost of translation of the articles if it will get Thais to see how their justice system is being abused.

    1. Actually these things are being looked at at a higher level than the Thai Embassy in London as there are international ramifications. But at this moment I am having to keep this to myself. But thanks for your thoughts.

  4. Dear Somchai Thank you for your letter stating that Drew Noyes is going to win his case because it is not what you know but who you know and that Drummond and all the posters here are going to jail. Do you mind if I hold this until the 28th.

    1. Somchai popping by again? I'm guessing Drew's confidence is very high, especially when he remembers all of his legal triumphs over you in the past, AD.

      Sleep well, Drew and remember how many wins you've had in the past!

    2. Sometimes you almost feel sorry for Somchai (Drew). Well, no, actually, you don't.

      As a dilusional sociopath he still thinks his threats hold water. That is mental therapy for someone who is mentally incompetent. It also follows his path of showing complete stupidity.

      How is Somchai going to put me in a Canadian jail?

      The only people dumber than Somchai are those that allowed such a shallow pr*ck to con them.

      I predict he will commit suicide to escape his doom. And then he'll probably f*ck that up.

    1. I'm thinking Drew's going for a new address.

      Remember Drew, tomorrow is your last day to do a runner. If you don't, the consequences are going to be dire at best and don't worry, I'm sure there's not people watching for that very thing.

  5. Exactly how will I be going to jail? Is the old bloated fraud so powerful and well connected he'll have me extradited from Vietnam? Ahhhmmmm. Silly old man.
    Bluff, hot air and bollocks…..

  6. I am not looking forward to jail, is it going to be an open prison with tea and crumpets or a Supermax? Oh uh, I am so wooorrrried.

    Message to Somchai
    If you or your crack team of rendition specialists want me I will be in the bar of the Hard Rock KL Tuesday night from 10 onwards. Ask the bar staff for Jules.

    1. Funny.

      I'll make it easier for the pathetic creep and his "powerful friends."

      My name is Martin Pappier from Kitchener, Ontario.

      My boys and I will be staying at Sabai Lodge on Soi 2, Pattaya, from November 15, 2014 to December 14, 2014.

      Somchai can see my picture in my profile. Bring me trouble and see what gets returned.

      If Somchai is not in prison during our visit, I doubt that he will show his face at Sabai Lodge.

      This smells like a challenge to our favorite sociopath and his "powerful friends" doesn't it? Of course it does. Because it is.

  7. Verdict in the extortion case? I can see Drew claims to be eating with his kids in pattaya on fb but the photo is from a pizza restaurant in Bangkok….

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