IMPOVERISHED NORTHERN TOWNIES SPOT RED PORSCHE. Has the impoverished village of Nelson, Lancashire, secretly discovered oil and gas? This could be great for a town which Wikipedia says has some of the lowest house prices in the UK, and which was abandoned by the retailers, Tesco Metro, Ethel Austin, Bonmarche, B & M, Iceland, Poundstretcher, Woolworth’s and Argos years ago. …